January 21, 2020
It’s a slow day in Blogland, so I shall content myself with sharing some funny Japanese signs which were translated into English for English-speaking visitors. To wit:
Sign on the subway: If you are stolen, call the police at once
Sign in a Tokyo sauna: Please refrain from taking a bath when you are dead drunk
Sign outside a building: Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in
Warning label on a children’s toy: Danger! This toy is being made for the extreme priority the good looks. The little part which suffocates when the sharp part gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously. Only the person who can take the responsibility by itself is to play.
Sign at airport: Due to the airport construction. We feel sorry for you!
Another airport sign: For Restrooms, go back toward your behind