December 3, 2018
If someone steals your drug paraphernalia, do not — I repeat, DO NOT — ram your pickup truck into a courthouse.
This valuable advice is too late for Keith Cavalier of Gulfport, Mississippi.
Cavalier apparently intentionally drove his vehicle into the building thinking it would be a good way to let the authorities know that someone stole his paraphernalia. It wasn’t. He was arrested and charged with DUI and felony malicious mischief.
No word on whether the police are investigating the theft.